AK: hmmm maybe you can get really ugly
me: psh! please. have you seen me?
help! it's an emergency! i'm hot and there's no one around to see!
me: it's like a really good parallel parking job that no one is there for.
AK: or wanting to deliver a donkey punch when you have no schlong to do it
me: strap. on.
AK: check. mate.
See Also (there appears to be an accidental theme today):
M: How did this come up again!?!?!
me: i have a problem with this.
also, that's what she said.
M: Ha, OK... I'll give you that one
me: it was a good one.
M: It was in the middle of the pack
me: was that a vagina joke?
M: no it was not
me: it shoulda been
J: it doesn't taste great
but it doesn't taste awful
me: that's what she said
--------- Just call me Micheal Scott. I'm just not tired of that joke yet...get over it. ----------