Tuesday, July 21, 2015

I lied.

Correction: I spoke too soon. I apparently underestimated even my own draw.

He's like a cute, little, red-bearded boomerang gnome. The strangest (most amusing) part about this is definitely that he was so very adamant about, "I never go back," last September, when he asked how I was in a break up and I responded with: Kind of like this, but any man who has ever stopped dating me has always come back. And yet, here we are almost a year - and some imaginary friends - later.

Apparently, I like to very passively prove people wrong, as I have yet to initiate a conversation with him, but here we are again. And why haven't I just told him to piss off? You know this is just good of blogger fodder.

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