To Be Honest...

My favorite color is green. My favorite fast food is Wendy’s (which I have maybe 3 times a year). My favorite candy bar is a tie between Caramello and Heath. My favorite other candy is a Mallo-cup. My favorite gum is Orbit Spearmint. My favorite comfort food is haluski. My favorite comfort movie is Pete’s Dragon. My favorite all time movie is The Goonies. My favorite movie to just pop in and watch over and over is a tie between Blow and Goodfellas. My favorite aesthetic quality in men is brown hair and blue eyes. My favorite personality trait in men is a tie between a sense of humor and good manners. My favorite board game is Trivial Pursuit. My favorite holiday is Thanksgiving.

My least favorite color is a tie between red and yellow. My least favorite fast food (coincidentally) is McDonalds (and I have not eaten there in about 10 years). My least favorite candy bar is a Take Five (I like pretzels, I like chocolate; I don’t like them together). My least favorite other candy is anything licorice. My least favorite gum is Juicy Fruit. My least favorite comfort food is my mom’s hamballs (yuck – it even sounds gross, right?). My least favorite comfort movie is Demonic Toys (there’s a story to that). My least favorite movie ever is Bug. My least favorite movie that I continue to watch when it comes on is Christmas with the Kranks (sigh). My least favorite aesthetic quality in men is dirty nails. My least favorite personality trait in men is arrogance. My least favorite board game is Monopoly. My least favorite holiday is Christmas (bah-humbug).

There. We just had a simulated first date. What do you think?

Ya…me neither. Dating is stupid. And least favorite is an oxymoron.